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Rentier1
1652 posts
9/7/2015 9:55 am
Steve's problems never stop

Poor Stevie Harper!

His attempts to retain control of the government are being constantly thwarted.

A few days ago Chris Alexander, his Minister of Immigration lied during an interview on television and was proven to be lying.

Alexander then went on to start a fight with the mayor of Calgary, the most popular mayor in Canada.

Now Steveie had to dump one of his Toronto riding candidates because the guy was taped a few years ago urinating into the coffee mug of a customer, and then dumping it in the sink.

What next?
Will Harper win another majority government?
Will Harper have a minority government?
Will Harper have his head handed to him by the voters?


jiminycricket1 73M
13732 posts
9/29/2015 9:45 am

I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
Seems the more I gave the less I got
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I needed sunshine I got rain

"I'm a believer"
that songs is not by LuLu.. it's by the Monkees

Then of course there a great gold course song by the Five Iron Frenzy

Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.


Rentier1

9/8/2015 5:43 am

Harper said in an interview last night that if the Conservatives don't get a majority he will step down as Prime Minister.

Better than nothing, I suppose.


Rentier1

9/7/2015 1:18 pm

    Quoting Unsafe_Sax_54:
    Wrong person to be pointing out lies, Rent.
But at least I am smart enough not to lie on national television.


Unsafe_Sax_54 69M
1590 posts
9/7/2015 10:33 am

Wrong person to be pointing out lies, Rent.


Rentier1

9/7/2015 10:03 am

Shortly after I posted this, it was announced that Stevie has dumped another Toronto area Conservative candidate for unpleasant crank telephone calls.

These are trying to lose, I'm starting to believe.