/blog/DanDee1952/?pid=f7780 wispy writings, from my wacky mind /blog/1229/post_127786.html?pid=f7780&m= Dearest Redneck Son,I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles o Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:04:04 -0800 /blog/1229/post_127786.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_127320.html?pid=f7780&m= The following is a list of things that I think are true ~~~ Andy Rooney Weeds grow faster than flowers. Numbers of everything are longer than when I was 10.Mail comes the day after you expect it. A lo Mon, 20 Sep 2010 16:56:02 -0800 /blog/1229/post_127320.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_127249.html?pid=f7780&m= I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish."I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die afte Sun, 19 Sep 2010 07:34:37 -0800 /blog/1229/post_127249.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_127109.html?pid=f7780&m= I am your new principal. To the students and faculty of our high school: I am your new principal, and honored to be so. There is no greater calling than to teach young people. I would like to Thu, 16 Sep 2010 13:13:27 -0800 /blog/1229/post_127109.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_127099.html?pid=f7780&m= Gmar Hatima Tova!! As Erev Yom Kippur arrives on Friday, I wish my Jewish friends an easy fast on this highest of holy days! Baruch haShem Thu, 16 Sep 2010 09:55:47 -0800 /blog/1229/post_127099.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_127001.html?pid=f7780&m= 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will co Tue, 14 Sep 2010 09:33:51 -0800 /blog/1229/post_127001.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126924.html?pid=f7780&m= Mortgage Crisis Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents to be challenged often with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stret Sun, 12 Sep 2010 11:17:55 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126924.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126685.html?pid=f7780&m= He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in itI said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me .. . ......... Shall we try swapping positions Tue, 07 Sep 2010 08:46:52 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126685.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126445.html?pid=f7780&m= A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of h Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:24:22 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126445.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126430.html?pid=f7780&m= Elk Sex Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw crap..," says his friend,"and I just joined the VFW!" A Real Man A real man is a woman's Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:06:46 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126430.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126399.html?pid=f7780&m= A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in awhile. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:23:22 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126399.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126321.html?pid=f7780&m= Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the l Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:37:38 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126321.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126117.html?pid=f7780&m= 1._ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just leave me alone. _ 2._ Sex is like air. It's Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:28:08 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126117.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_126017.html?pid=f7780&m= 30 Doo Wop Oldies QuizThirty great memories about music that caused our parents and teachers grief! ~Take the quiz and see how you score as a true ''Oldies Fan.''Write down your answers and check th Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:11:00 -0800 /blog/1229/post_126017.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_125999.html?pid=f7780&m= The General and the Community Organizerby Paul R. HollrahJune 24, 2010Channel-surfing from ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN through MSNBC and Fox News, the inside-the-beltway pundits had a field day trying to g Tue, 24 Aug 2010 08:11:04 -0800 /blog/1229/post_125999.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_125985.html?pid=f7780&m= Have you ever wondered why it is, that the conservatives are called the "right" and the liberals are called the "left."??? "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to th Tue, 24 Aug 2010 00:00:10 -0800 /blog/1229/post_125985.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_125939.html?pid=f7780&m= HumorA married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got un Mon, 23 Aug 2010 06:35:00 -0800 /blog/1229/post_125939.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_125937.html?pid=f7780&m= GM Made 'Mr. Herb' CryBy Roy Exum · Monday, August 23, 2010 In June of last year Herb Adcox got the worst news of his life when a despicable letter from a company he has loved for 51 years told him h Mon, 23 Aug 2010 06:30:17 -0800 /blog/1229/post_125937.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_125831.html?pid=f7780&m= Life Without Farms... A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!" I guess there aren't many farms Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:32:16 -0800 /blog/1229/post_125831.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/1229/post_125738.html?pid=f7780&m= more "truisms' from that Grand Dame of wit, MaxineAs You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have writtenAn impressive new book It's called .........'Ministers Do Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:16:04 -0800 /blog/1229/post_125738.html?pid=f7780&m=