/blog/Synfully_Sweet/?pid=f7780 Hopefully I will be able to transfer all that flashes through this crazy mind of mine. Right now I just want to learn this world of blog! /blog/4425/post_134232.html?pid=f7780&m= Senior & the State TrooperA Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out ofthe dealership.Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind bl Tue, 08 Mar 2011 11:14:04 -0800 /blog/4425/post_134232.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_132749.html?pid=f7780&m= This is my spot for any private messages. It is not an invitation for dirty talk . Just private conversations between two instead of the entire internet.I am a standard member and didn't think this wo Tue, 01 Feb 2011 19:39:48 -0800 /blog/4425/post_132749.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_132537.html?pid=f7780&m= A wife came home early today and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was somewhat upset. 'You're a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do th Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:48:24 -0800 /blog/4425/post_132537.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_131819.html?pid=f7780&m= Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in theirsoon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a fewshelves set up.One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Sat, 08 Jan 2011 07:34:50 -0800 /blog/4425/post_131819.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_131414.html?pid=f7780&m= They are like ten commandments to follow in the life all the time. 1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path thr Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:16:41 -0800 /blog/4425/post_131414.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_131263.html?pid=f7780&m= A little Christmas story: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Cl Wed, 22 Dec 2010 07:19:14 -0800 /blog/4425/post_131263.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_127677.html?pid=f7780&m= A Skirt ZipperAs the bus stopped it was her turn to get on, She became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.. slightly embarrass Tue, 28 Sep 2010 07:24:49 -0800 /blog/4425/post_127677.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_127570.html?pid=f7780&m= Two ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered, eld Sun, 26 Sep 2010 09:27:51 -0800 /blog/4425/post_127570.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_126651.html?pid=f7780&m= Being a creature of habit,each morning I find my way to the computer with coffee in hand. It seems as days month & years pass of repeating this habit so grows my junk mail! Usually the first 5 mins on Mon, 06 Sep 2010 08:12:09 -0800 /blog/4425/post_126651.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_122635.html?pid=f7780&m= This was just to cute NOT to share...As a few of you know. I babysit my soon to be 3 year old 4 days a week. I can honestly see her doing exactly as this child did. Gotta love the innocence & honesty Mon, 07 Jun 2010 07:18:50 -0800 /blog/4425/post_122635.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_122274.html?pid=f7780&m= To realizeThe value of a sister/brotherAsk someoneWho doesn't have one.To realizeThe value of ten years:Ask a newlyDivorced couple.To realizeThe value of four years:Ask a graduate.To realizeThe value Sun, 30 May 2010 21:46:59 -0800 /blog/4425/post_122274.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_121612.html?pid=f7780&m= "The car won't start," said Clara to her husband. " I think there's water in the carburetor." " How do you know?" said her husband. " You don't even know what the carburetor is." " I'm sure there's wa Sat, 15 May 2010 17:38:01 -0800 /blog/4425/post_121612.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_119609.html?pid=f7780&m= Like many of us I get some crazy emails here at SFF. This one really takes the cake! I think he gives himself far to much credit. If he were as talented as he claims there would be no reason to leave Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:15:27 -0800 /blog/4425/post_119609.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_118744.html?pid=f7780&m= A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent expos Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:06:10 -0800 /blog/4425/post_118744.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_117931.html?pid=f7780&m= At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an explanation." The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told my story. "Your Honor," I said, "I had a mammogram appointment, whic Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:31:56 -0800 /blog/4425/post_117931.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_117889.html?pid=f7780&m= I had never heard or I just never paid attention to these lyrics.Once I did .. I just had to share!Perfect for this very special day of love.They just make ya kinda gooey inside!!!Gotta love it!Happy Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:58:53 -0800 /blog/4425/post_117889.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_117157.html?pid=f7780&m= WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY:Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is asin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. Hemust commit suicide if he does.. So Wed, 27 Jan 2010 08:08:28 -0800 /blog/4425/post_117157.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_116968.html?pid=f7780&m= This is a wonderful piece by Michael Gartner, editor of newspapers large and small and past president of NBC News. In 1997, he won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial writing. It is well worth reading, Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:53:05 -0800 /blog/4425/post_116968.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_115972.html?pid=f7780&m= I received this from a friend & wanted to share....Couldn't have said it better.My Wish for You in 2010May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.May the pockets of your j Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:56:05 -0800 /blog/4425/post_115972.html?pid=f7780&m= /blog/4425/post_115660.html?pid=f7780&m= HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Ma Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:41:32 -0800 /blog/4425/post_115660.html?pid=f7780&m=