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BRIDAL REGISTRY
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Oct 1, 2011 1:40 pm
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry[."
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CERTIFIED NUT
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Sep 28, 2011 1:53 am
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She is a nut hard to crack a graduate of One Ball University.
You think she really is?
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HEY WORLD! AM COMING OUT
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Sep 24, 2011 5:38 pm
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These pictures were taken yesterday when I had my first meeting with senior citizens.
I was there to request for an audience for their coming meetings but the president asked me to explain to them what was it all about.Classy_baglady was there to support me for she is an officer too of that senior citizens group.
I was very happy with the reception I got and was asked to come on Oct 8 for my demo.As I was explaing the concept to them, the president told me that she will make it possible that I get an audience with the Federation of Senior Citizens in the city. Boy! I was overwhelmed for I was not expecting that.
Next week will be another meeting in a different place and what happened yesterday made me confident that the concept designed for them would work.
Hey world! Am coming out!
Just sharing!
Love you all!
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ALCOHOL IS BAD FOR YOUR LEGS
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Sep 24, 2011 3:12 am
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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches little old Maxine sitting by herself.
"May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you sir, alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread."
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I FOUND MY SISTER AFTER 10 YEARS WOOHOOOOOOOO
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Sep 21, 2011 3:51 pm
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It has been 10 years that I have not heard from my sister.I did almost everything that I can to find where she is.A couple of friends from Australia was able to tract her but still we were not able to talk.
When I signed to the "Book of Face" I have been typing her name in the search bar.Yesterday,I got the luck and saw her.OMG! I felt my heart was jumping with joy.
It has been in my heart that one day I be back in Australia and will look for her.Now, we have an easy access with each other and we will be updated about what's happening with us.
She is my kid sister and I love her so much.She is the only sibling I got.We had fun times together,fond memories to cherish and cried together when life is being unkind.
When was the last time you saw your siblings?
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