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FOTO FRIDAY
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Dec 2, 2011 2:02 am
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My granddaughter chosen as "Queen of the Night" during their school's Foundation Day. 2nd photo is "Rainbow" very seldom we see in the city.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO
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Nov 26, 2011 3:18 am
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 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' ... and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
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FREUDIAN SLIP
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Nov 24, 2011 4:00 am
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 Two old geezers, Bill and Bob were shooting the breeze. Bill sez, "You ever made a Freudian slip?" Bob sez, "What's that?"
Bill: "Well, I'll give you an example. The other day I was at the airport, and the woman at the airline counter was quite well endowed. I meant to say, 'I'd like two tickets for Pittsburgh. But it came out, 'I'd like two pickets for Tittsburgh.'"
Bob: "Ahh, gotcha Bill. That happened to me this morning. My wife and I were having breakfast, and I meant to say, "Dear, could you please pass the marmalade."
But it came out, "You old hag, you're ruining my life.'"
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DOCTOR FISH
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Nov 22, 2011 3:47 am
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My grandson Enric and classmates had their field trip at the Ocean Park in Manila. Aside from watching and taking pictures with different kinds of fish, he and classmates had fun having their foot spa with fishes.
 The small fish are called Doctor Fish.
If you're really ticklish, you should find someone or something to hold on to and prepare yourself to scream when you put your feet in the water. Haha! They tickle very VERY much.
The moment you put your feet in the water, dozens of Doctor Fish attack your feet and bite at them with their tiny mouths. No, it's not painful at all, but you do get a tingling sensation - ehem - at every bite. It's like getting a Doctor Fish pedicure.
After a while the tickling will subside and you get to enjoy the fish spa treatment more, the Doctor fish's tiny mouths nibbling at your feet. After the pedicure treatment, your feet will feel "clean" and smooth.
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